“I don’t like Donald because I can’t understand him.”
“Why do you even like Donald? All he ever does is get angry.”
“He’s so mean all the time!”
Because the little shitlord never heals you when you actually need him to.
some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions
i would really like to see this whole list please
heres the most of it then
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if u are in the ocean nd a shark is bout to bite u point to it firmly u hav to do it firmly and say “hey shark dont do that”
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
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well it wouldn’t matter that much unless ur like waaaay older than me so i wouldn’t find it creepy at the slightest. a compliment is a compliment so i’ll take it.