I don’t know about other English-speaking cultures, but in Britain thick means dim, slow, a bit stupid. So I quite like the fact that the video for Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines features his surname as a hashtag in giant red letters. It’s like he’s misspelling an insult to himself. Flashing up #THICKE on the screen, he might as well include #STUPIDE #MORONE #IDIOTE #BRAINLESSE WANKERE
I READ ALL OVER THOSE WORDS IN A FRENCH ACCENT
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
My typical school day
As a teacher, I wish one of my students would say this. I would die laughing and then remember I’m supposed to be the adult in the room.
WHY IS THIS TINY CHILD FUNNIER THAN ME
Why can’t more people think like John Green?
this is probably my favorite john green quotation ever.
I LOVE JOHN GREEN
It’s a metaphor.
i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face.
Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?
this is terrific you nerds
a lot of ppl seem confused on what cultural appropriation is so lemme break it down
IT IS NOT: enjoying food from another culture, enjoying music from another culture, learning about another culture, or learning another language
IT IS: using another culture as a costume, wearing religious articles as accessories when you are not a follower of that religion, using a race as a mascot, disrespecting religious or cultural practices.
if ur not boycotting urban outfitters after this i dont want to talk to you
if you’ve ever not been boycotting urban outfitters i don’t want to talk to you
urban outfitters is disgusting tbh
OH NAH BRUHHH
BRUH ID BE OUT SO FAST
OH GOD NO WHAT THE FUCK
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
It means companion or best friend :)
READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H
DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN
So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.
#reminder that hacking a woman’s private data to post her nudes online#is just as much an act of violence as anything else#meant to remind women their bodies are for public consumption#and their sexuality is to be derided mocked laughed at and masturbated over#and does not belong to them#i am furious and you should be too#have a nice night
It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.