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breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

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unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

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In 60 years

grandchild:grandma why are you so bitter??
me:*takes a swig of vodka*
me:*lights up cuban cigar*
me:*gazes out the window*
me:my otp will never be canon
*roll credits*

omg-its-le-me:

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed

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methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

(via save-spock-and-roll)

seriousjones:

batman: come over

me: i’m busy

batman: my parents aren’t home

batman:

image

(via motherfuckingmagneto)

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

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bad-wolf-no-more:

hermanngottileb:

"oh, thank god"

I love every iteration of this meme.

(via buckycharms-thefrostedsoldier)

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